Having children can destroy your Sexual Life. Here’s how to prevent that from happening. The previous week, as I lay in bed trying to catch some sleep with a diapered behind smashed against my cheek, I thought why it is that children are so gifted at sucking the life out of their parents’ sex lives.
My children don’t even know what sex is (I don’t think,
Get a Babysitter
The only better thing than responsible high school babysitters who will keep your children safe and amused for a small fee are grandparents. Can I get an “Amen?” From time to time you just have to drop the children off at grandma’s house so you can go on a date leaving the kids in the house in a safe hands and having an hour to invest in our marriage? And while we have yet to do this, there’s something sentimental and downright erotic about having a sitter come to the house and going to a hotel. Who mentioned date night had to be dinner and a movie?
Proceed a “Back to Bed” Strategy
I’ve already told you about my rounds of nocturnal “Diaper next to my Face.” I’m not good at standing firm on this, especially when our prospective roommate is endearingly snuggly. My toddler was ill last week, and he slept in our room so I could keep an eye on him. Obviously, this was a great gamble, owing to the fact that he’s lobbying to make the arrangement forever. “I am iiiill,” he’s yelling in the middle of dinner. Before I realize he was crying wolf, this terrified me a bit, especially on spaghetti night. Spaghetti puke is total. But I rapidly caught on, especially once he followed up with “I sleep Daddy’s room.” Aha.
To avoid anger and a
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